Sunday, December 10, 2006

I will fuck you in the fizace with a potato. Be scared, be hungry.

I still dont have milk
I dont consider myself a very large man, I dont consider myself a very small man. Sometimes though I come across a person who cries out when I pound the cervix.

I need to quit dating lil people. Oh well shi'ite happens.

I think that my girl doesn't understand me. My demands are not always meet. She might be a femnazi. The verdict is still out. My feelings are hurt.

Tommorow I'm gonna eat chex. I dont have milk.

Saturday, December 9, 2006

bloody va jay jay = :(
This is monumental.

So I'm a totally sexy beast of a human. Jesus loves me, my mother doesn't. My fruity pebbles really sucked this morning. I had no milk.

My wiener hurts.